Shorter Janet Albrechtsen: there is no solution to global warming, and all the deluded leftist fools who promise to DO SOMETHING will end up doing nothing, so you might as well just vote Liberal and not be disappointed.
And even if these leftists do try to DO SOMETHING, their realpolitik bosses wont let them.
And even if their realpolitic bosses do let them DO SOMETHING, the world will continue to hurtle towards oblivion and all our jobs will go to China and Australia will become a Third World cesspool of hoplessness. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
Mick Keelty is also warning people about floods of homeless global warming refugees steaming towards our shores. Or something.