I was just having a pee in the staff toilet when a gun-loving, war-loving, Howard-loving bloke I work with wandered in and started pissing into the urinal right next to me.
"I see Liverpool got a flogging," he said, referring to this morning's Champions League final, which AC Milan won 2-1.
But Liverpool most certainly did NOT get a "flogging". They dominated the whole match and were only denied victory by a penalty which bounced off a Milan player's back.
This guy normally doesn't even give a shit about what we Aussies call "soccer". But given the chance to score points against me, he couldn't help himself from making the point.
IMHO, this little episode explains a lot of what is wrong with the world right now.