Wanker Of The Day

Shorter Gerard Henderson:

1. Galaxy Polls rock because they always favour the Libs.
2. Bookmakers are favouring a Labor win, because the hardcore left is criticising Rudd, because Rudd is shadowing Howard's rightwing policies, because Rudd really is a Fascist wingnut deep down in his soul.
3. If Rudd wants to win, he should stick to his far-right policies, coz that's what we Aussie voters really love deep down in our greedy, xenophobic souls.
4. PS: Piss on the Greens.