26 Feb. 2008

What Are You Going To Do, Janet? Bleed All Over Me?

Who can forget that scene from Monty Python And The Holy Grail where Arthur battles The Black Knight (Star Wars version here)?

"Come on, you pansies!" screams Janet Albrechtsen today, still bravely insisting that the last election was "just a flesh wound".

WorkChoices demolished? "Tis but a scratch!"

Combat troops out of Iraq? "Have at you!"

Kyoto signed? "I've had worse!"

Coalition destroyed? "I'm invincible!"

How long before Janet offers to "call it a draw"?