How Long Before Santoro Kills Himself?

We have now had both Alex "Screw Hicks" Downer and Tony "Head-kicker" Abbott suggesting that Santo Santoro might kill himself at any moment if the ALP does not back off.

I am taking bets on how long it will before Santo Santoro does himself in. Extra points for anyone who can nominate the method of self-annihilation.

My guess: a week before the next election, by rope.