Oy! Did you hear the one about the Rabbi and the Australian Jewish News?

"Greeks or Italians or Jews don't use violence," he told Fairfax.

"When there are large Muslim populations who are prepared to use violence, you are in trouble.

"If there is only one or two per cent they don't dare to do it - they don't have the backing of big communities.

"They know they are drowned in the environment of non-Muslims and are better behaved."

Ok, the schmuck is not a rabbi, but why let facts get in the way of a good story, right?