Losers Convention

Howard' first post-election public speech in Australia will be in front of the QLD Liberals in Brisbane

The Queensland Liberal Party is charging guests up to $250 a head to hear Mr Howard speak at a "testimonial" dinner at the Brisbane Convention and Exhibition Centre on April 14.

"It's getting bigger than Ben Hur. It was supposed to be an intimate thing but we've been inundated (with interest)," Liberal Party deputy state director Peter Epstein said.

"It's basically for him to talk about his achievements and also to thank the party faithful up here.

What a laugh. Lazarus with a triple bypass addressing the Living Dead on make-up techniques.